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A man that a woman is not currently dating, usually either an ex-boyfriend, a former fuck buddy or a one-night stand, that she still keeps in her phone in case of a sudden need for emergency sex.
A reserve soldier is different from a fuck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just sex, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she's not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or fuck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and sexual frustration is on overload.
See also booty call.
After her fuck buddy got a girlfriend and a series of failed dates, Megan finally gave up and called one of her reserve soldiers to quel her sexual frustration.
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When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
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A great game where people who have a life and doesn't spend money on games. NOTE: There are people who are immature, but that's because they play COD or stuff like that. Also people who say that this game is full of "9" year olds are actually like 10 so that s why they say stuff like that.
Kid 1: Hehehehe... Head shot
Kid 2: WTF? GTFO HACKER
(Kid 1 is really NOT hacking)
(Kid 2 plays CODMOD4 or COD4 and "THINKS" he's pro at it and can own everyone. Then why is he freaking losing a NOOB game?)
THAT'S SOLDIER FRONT!
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sof2 kicks the crap out of all the other shooters.
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When you are getting a HandJob, BlowJob, or have Sex and right when you are about to Blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier
I was getting head and i wounded soldiered this girl
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A person who claims military heroics or credentials, but either exaggerates his service or never served at all. Often supported by the anti-war left until caught. Most famously used by Rush Limbaugh during a 2007 radio show
Jesse MacBeth is the most famous phony soldier, who claimed he served in Iraq, but lasted only 44 days in basic training.
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a form of a nub; widely know as a miniature human that is, and never will the in the "mood" to do any physical interaction of the body. (commonly possesses a small penis)
Alex: "Did u see Aidan not wrestle against me"
Chris: "He must of not been in the mood"
Alex: "What a nubish soldier!"
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