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llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twaniz

by llama goddess October 23, 2015

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


song craving

Basicaly a really strong urge to hear a song you either haven't heard in a long time or used to hearing that song most of the time.
It can affect just about anyone regardless of what genre they like

Person A - It is hard to believe I haven't heard much of metallica lately

Person B - I know dude they are the best on the whole damn planet most their stuff really gives me a song craving

*Plugs in ipod selects the song metalica master of puppets offers Person B ear piece*

Person A - hear will this feed your song craving

by Anonymous454234 December 2, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bong Song

An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.

"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.

by TangClock July 27, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


AC Song

A song (usually pop) that is so terrible, but catchy, that when it comes on the radio on a hot day, you have to roll up your windows so that nobody can hear you listening to it.

Rehana's Umbrella is such an AC song. It's so catchy, but I get strange looks when people see me singing to it from my car!

by Yankee920 July 17, 2008

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Song Kang

Song Kang is a South Korean Actor and also my wife! So the rest of you better back the fuck up, peace and love though <3

β€œI love Song Kang...”
β€œBitch you’re gonna catch some hands if I hear my manz name in your mouth”

by songkangswife June 21, 2021

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Funny Song

dededededendededendedede duck dododododo pApDaTo nanannannnnanannannnannnananananannnnannanannanannnnanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dis funny song will make u laugh

by coolgirlXD February 25, 2021


Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"

by hashweeddopesongbirds July 5, 2009