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People who have pissy fits over the video game hero
Sonic The Hedgehog appearing in the nintendo crossover fighting game Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Sonic Haters: Oh noes don't put a sega person ina ssbb Game >:(
A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!
Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!
A sonic game where you can play a modern version of old zones, and a few original zones. There are also a few modes, such as; debug mode, encore mode, and time attack.
Man 1: "Sonic Mania is great game, but my parents always argue."
Woman 1: "I agree."
Man 2: "Yeah."
A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it
"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"
sonic the hedgehog is a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog with supersonic speed who has days to save to stop dr robotnik (aka eggman). and also it's personally my favorite franchise. (please don't attack me cringe culture)
evan: jack, i finally beat super mario!
jack: dude, forget mario, check out this guy!
*jack then pulls out a blue anthromorphic hedgehog from his backpack*
evan: jack.. who in the f**k is this guy and how long has he been in there?
jack: his name is sonic the hedgehog!
Weird ass toy that haves a pink fucking nose and light colors and come with a pissed emerald
The neon sonic is on fire
The neon sonic murder the children
When one ejaculates so hard with so much semen, his testicle will be pulled with the semen.
Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."