A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.
Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.
The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes
A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.
Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.
I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.
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When you creampie a Latina woman and you suck the cum out and drizzle it on her
I want to Southern Carmel this fine Lady
They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.
There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.
When something mildy racist comes abroad in conversation and it just so happens that you were born in the south. (although it doesn't incur racism, it just lightens the mood)
You're having a barbecue during the fourth of July. Everyone attending is white and entitled WOO Southern Born!
The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.
“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”