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A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.
Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
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When toilet water splashes up onto your ass when your taking a dump.
John's heavy load caused a tidal eruption with plop spray
Sara's heavy dumps always force a high volume of plop spray
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To spam a page, forum, blog etc. with gore when trolling that page, forum, blog etc.
Fuck these cunts constantly deleting posts. I think it's time for a meat spray.
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Cynthia reported that two chugs of baby spray emitted from Sebastian's soup-shooter, but she ducked the tag and it splashed a Pez Head bystander instead.
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After undergoing a Bloody Hairy, one partner is forced to bend their head down to their crotch and attempt to undue the knots with their teeth. In the process, their partner climaxes, and leaves them with pubes stuck in their teeth and a mouthful of semen or vaginal juice.
This picture of McKinsey is disguisting. Look at the pubes in her teeth, she obviously just got Sprayed Braces.
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The act of gatting in a chinese girl's hair before leaving the your house
Ricky gave my hair some good hold with his hair spray last night!
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An invisible aerosole canister containing a substance, which, on instant contact with the skin gives you exemption / immunity to most of the common viruses and diseases that all gay people have.
Can be used optionally with a hissing sound from the mouth.
For most effective use, spray liberally over your entire body including in your belly button and around your peehole.
A man enters a gentlemens lounge. The room is dark and slightly dingy, but he carries on unfalteringly to the bar to order himself some refreshment.
On his approach, there is no barman in sight - however as he nears ever closer, he spies a particularly homosexual looking ginger haired, midget barman dressed in leather biker clothes and high heels, lurking below bar height, masturbating to a little portable television. On closer inspection, the dwarve is watching an episode of Diffrent Strokes, with the screen seemingly stuck on repeat of a particularly amusing 5 second clip of Gary Coleman dancing topless.
As a precaution, the gentleman takes out his invisible canister of Gay Spray, and applies an aggressive covering over his entire body, making precise and accurate hissing noises each time our heros finger is depressed on the invisible canisters button.
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