Ghetto Spread

When a hood rat hoe bends over or lies on her back waiting for the big Lebowski.

Tonya gave her man the ghetto spread when he came home horny.

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natural spread

the way a pair of ass checks spread open to expose the asshole without any assistance.

when sally bent over to get her panties, i caught a glimpse of a hell of a natural spread.

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full spread

It's not just another word for a spread in a magazine, but it can also mean spreading your cheeks.

"Dude she totally showed me her full spread"

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Prison Spread

When someone’s legs are spread as a result of enduring a long prison sentence which resulted in repeated rapes.

Little sister: why’s that guy buying cigarettes leaning over the counter and spreading his legs that way
Big brother: That’s a prison spread. He doesn’t mean to, but it hurts too much to close his legs after getting raped so hard up in the slammer.
Little sister:what a little bitch

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Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

leg spreading

What the term "manspreading" should have been.

When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.

Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.

Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.

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eagle spread pose

When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.

In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)

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