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man:do you watch square head?
Friend:You mean willNE?
Man:yeah.
Friend:nah he's irrelevant.
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Doing something as much as humanly possible. When someone's retaliation can no longer be considered sane.
If you walk up to a crackhead, and steal their last bit of crack, they will go apeshit squared.
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Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).
Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!
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It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.
Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?
Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!
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Contrary to other beliefs, Square Head is not a reference to the WWII helmets that the Germans used. It is used in reference to the common shape in which many Germans heads are shaped. Dominating brow bones and a square jaw are what create this square look.
That square head ripped me off.
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Sam Squared is a pair of Sam's.
The two Sam's are pretty much always together,
and can be found as the center of attention most of the time.
Because the Sam's are known as best friends they
are very similar and have lots in common.
Everyone loves them as individuals and especially when
they are together.
Sam Squared is a pair of two amazing Sam's that
are great.
And if lucky some people are greeted with a Samwitch.
Hey look there goes Sam Squared!
Here comes Sam Squared!
Hi Sam Squared.
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A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)
A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.
So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.
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