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Race Squatting

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

by the undefined August 12, 2013

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Buck Squat

A sex poise where a guy spreads his legs wide past his shoulders and bends his knees slightly at a 45 degree angle to have intercourse in the middle of a room without the support of a wall or couch. A technique used on average sized chicks – if she’s too tall or short, you’re screwed. Afterwards, the guy does a backwards kicking motion like a buck, then returns to the poise and takes a shit in the middle of the room. Not recommended on carpeted floors.

Steve picked up a girl at Starbucks by asking her about the amount of grip on her floors. Picking up on the cue, they went back to her place where Steve performed the Buck Squat maneuver on her. When it was all said and done, he left her enough cash for her to clean her floor.

by Drake Vermouth June 12, 2008

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Squat Squad

A group of friends who bond over leg day.

I just saw those guys at the gym. They are so buff. That squat squad is goals.

by kuidaoray January 8, 2017

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squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

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Squat to Pee

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.

Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.

by Habacka Habama III February 17, 2009

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Squat Sauce

The liquid that your anus uncontrollably releases when you sit down to go to the bathroom the day after receiving Anal Sex.

Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.

At first it scared me, but now I know that I will inevitably have Squat Sauce the day after I get fucked in the ass!

by GOTS2FIT August 8, 2007

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Cock squat

When a woman claims a man without him seeking to be in a relationship. This is mostly to prevent him from getting other women in the hopes that he'll come back to the cock squatter in desperation.

I slept with her one time, wtf?
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!

cock squatting what a bitch

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 19, 2011

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