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A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.
1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!
2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...
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the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend
Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"
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the act of having anal sex while the person recieving it has a mad case of diarrhea. when the giver pulls out thier penis(often called meat)they will get a hot load of the squirts on their meat, thus giving gravy to the meat. this gravy is already warm too o you dont even need to heat it up.
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A college student confided to his class that "when I take a girl out for a steak dinner, I expect her to take it in the ass."
The most common context is in a business setting when one party is trying to take advantage of another (i.e. "These guys are trying to buy us a steak dinner - they expect us to take it in the ass on that (negotiating) point.")
Ted: "How'd it go with Wendy last night?"
Bill: "Excellent, bought her a steak dinner."
Diego: "Hey Yves, how's your deal going?"
Yves: "Shitty, those guys are trying to buy me a steak dinner."
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A technical term for poop or shit...can be used as Bum Gravy which means diahrrea.
Bum Roll also means the same.
I asked him if he wanted a Bum Steak, and he said yes...haha
Man i had some bad bum gravy last night...i had to shit all the time.
Hes such a dick, stupid bum steak.
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When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.
Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"
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