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Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020


steal the stone

The fondling of genitals.

"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate

by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 3, 2014


Stealing rifts

Taking a girls’ virginity. Commonly used among Zoomers

Bruh, I’m going to be stealing rifts at this party this weekend

by Zoomer Bro December 2, 2020


Stealing credit

And it doesn't speak to the implicit truth-claim.

Hym "That's just stealing credit for things and giving it to God."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024


Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011


Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.

1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."

by daltonjfk November 6, 2019


stealing a base

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.

Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.

by Snaccson September 29, 2019