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is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
When someone gives candy and flowers to there soul mate and then lays down an iron bar. They then explain how they are cheating on them
John gave the good ol sweet steal on Mary
The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.
Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."
A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.
Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?
Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.
Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.
Pete:Great idea!
The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
I can't wait for National steal a hat week!
you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎
Bob:yo imma go rob this store
Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september
when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.
"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"