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In the month of October it was slap ass month, But the manifestation continues into November along with No Nut November and slap sitting month!
Girl 1: Ow! Why did you slap my ass October is over!
Boy 1: Yeah But its still slap november!
But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"
Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"
(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.
(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.
Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...
Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?
Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!
The man himself, he is THE CHOSEN he WILL get you because he gets everyone, women, men, even ANIMALS the swag of this guy is incredible he can just touch you and you would die, also he has all the pussies around the world, he is also known for no not only the chosen but also "GOD" be nice to him and you will get what you want
guy1: bro this guys swag is infinite, he sexy
guy2: as if i don't know that, not only that but he's also GOD fam thats still-pico 恐ろしいのは私の bro
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Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.
The Bible tells us that Elijah heard God's voice—a "still small voice"—after an earthquake and fire in I Kings 19:12. This incident is intended to demonstrate that God is not always silent and that He is not inert. God does not always need to reveal Himself in spectacular ways.
I'd love to go, but a still small voice tells me I should stay home
To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”
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