The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.
Man 1 - please, no!
Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?
John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?
Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.
"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"
"Man you really do be stroke typing today"
When your sister gives you a handjob.
I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.