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breasts, where men look when they are talking to women
I want to pet her sweater kittens.
I can't wait to get my hands on Jocelyn's sweater kittens.
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"WOW those puppies look adorable in those sweaters!!! <3"
"yea those are some ADORABLE Sweater Puppies!"
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Large breasts that pretrude through a woman's sweater, Warm and fuzzy like pillow's.
Check out Jessica's Sweater Pickles, they're glorious.
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One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.
Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.
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To secretly drug a young woman and have your way with her, but act like there's nothing wrong with it.
Dude, did you see what that chick at the bar is wearing. I'm totally going to take her home and Cosby Sweater her.
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A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.
I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.
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