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It's like... well, you know... sometimes things go that way.
I mean it was like, it wasn't no Taco Bell drama, ya know?
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.
1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.
A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.
Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.
A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself
Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...
The definition for literal diarrhea.
"That chalupa from Taco Bell hurt me and gave me explosive diarrhea."