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Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.

Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.

by TFresh May 4, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Teabag

When a man with two sets of balls 'teabags' a man or woman. One set rests on the forehead, the other on the chin.

Hey Devo, I wish I had another set of balls so I could double teabag!

by Jimi C February 24, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


team teabag

when you and a group of friends gang up on a passed out friend and you all start cheering "you gonna get tea baged bizznatch" then you wake himn up with about 5 guys sacks on his face/hands

me and sheepdog team teabag that fucking han boy

by poo mc fuck fuck August 11, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


teabag that ho

When some dude spreads his legs and a girl gets down on her knees or her back..the man drops his nuts off in her throat..and she licks on 'em and what not..

Josh: "Dude I teabag that ho from the club lastnight."
Chris: "How'd yu pull that off?"
Josh: "Dropped them nuts off in her throat, not too far because she choke, she took 'em down in just one go, man she sucked 'em like she smoke.."

by Daryl Huff December 6, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


TeaBag

1. A bag containing what could be leafs, that you put in a drink. actually kinda good.

2.When you take yo sack and dip it in a bitch mouth.

1. My girl made used a Teabag to make some tea for her sore throat.

2.

Person 1: TeaBagged my girl last night.

Person 2: Aye cuh, what's that?

Person 1: It's the Shit.

by Lazyie July 25, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atomic Teabag

This act involves 3 people. One person must be male, the other 2 don't matter. While someone is sitting down, a male will walk behind them and teabag them. When the teabagged person turns around to see what just happened, another person steps in front and pulls down their pants and bends over in their facial area. When the victim turns around, they receive a face full of bum.

Last night sam and pat pulled an atomic teabag on cynthia. She cried for an hour.

by jeffariah December 28, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


double teabag

Where two men 'teabag' another man/woman. One ballsac rests on the chin, while the other rests on the forehead.

"Did you hear? David passed out and got DOUBLE teabagged!!"

by JimiSalad April 24, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž