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Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"
This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.
See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.
Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech
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A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.
The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
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A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.
Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."
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brainless teens aka bee tea aka airplane jet fuel cancer inducing school!
“you have lung disease?”
“yeah the jet fuel finally got to me at bergen tech lolz”
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The #1 best site on the internet.
Honda-tech.com is the best site on the web.
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full name: Oakland Technical High School AKA "Tech" . One of the famed Oakland Public High schools, known for the ebonics dispute, guns in classrooms, and kids lying in the hallways with the shit stomped out of them. Where the dopedealers and gangbangers all learned how to do the damn thang.
Where they at in Oakland? Doin it live. Castlemont, Skyline, Fremont High. Mack House, Tech, Dewey, The Big O High. East Bay stunnas man we aint hidin' -keak da sneak
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