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Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019


Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019


Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.

Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.

by Ball boy August 22, 2021


tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts

Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence

by urban dictionary bitch July 10, 2018


Tennied

When dressed down. wearing tennis shoes and a t-shirt and jeans; Comfortable

"Yesterday i dressed fancy. today I'm tennied

by Dorian Delourdes May 8, 2008


Fraiser Tennis Racket

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)

Fraiser Tennis Racket is bear fit

by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021


Transfer Tennis

When a person makes a phonecall to a place with a switchboard phone system and you proceed to get transferred around to various different departments for the duration of the call.

I called Midas Auto spares looking for a part for my car, but all i got was 10 minutes of Transfer Tennis

by ultrachris2000 December 9, 2010