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Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen

Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2022


Life

what everyone thinks they have but really they don't

Hey were did my life go?

by ToBeGoneForLife April 11, 2019


life

life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is a penis

by easy way out May 25, 2018

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Life

A bizarre sequence starting in hopes, dreams and purity before being crushed like everyone else into a state of despair and depression before dying

Life sucks doesn't it?

by RandomLoser123 January 5, 2021


life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017


Life

It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.

Life

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022


life

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OMG, life sucks.

by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022