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David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.
I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.
The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.
''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.
Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.
Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.
Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.
May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.
Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.
Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)
Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.
Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.
"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."
Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys
David has a huge throbbing cock