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A boy with sexy hair that I wanna wrap round my vagina while yelling PONY TAIL BOY
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The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral
Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.
Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.
Stay away from southern Tier county that’s where all the New York hillbilly live
When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."
Guy#2 "boi wtf"