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A person who deliberately seeks out virgins to deflower
Jane: Have you heard about nasty John and his shenanigans? He has a thing for virgins.
Diana: What's the matter with him?
Jane: Well, he's a hymen miner, all right.
Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
the mine shaft this bloke digs up is up his nose hes always sticking it up always finding new ways. he is retarted
once he used a tissue as a shovel and ate that shit right up
oh shit mighty miner is at it again, fuck hes gross
When a miner finds something rare or beatiful or extravagant.
Did you see that Miner's haven? It was really rare.
The type of guy who plug in headphones but listens to nothing.
Yo dude what ya listening g to? (Guy with headphones) Nothing bro, why?(concerned friend) Bro you are such a Miner G
What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)
Someone that gets a lot of sex.
I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!