Random
Source Code
Random
The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.
That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.
41👍 15👎
Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever
"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"
13👍 3👎
As a noun:
She must have a blue moose.
I left her with a blue moose last night.
As a verb:
I'm gonna give her a blue moose tonight!
18👍 5👎
A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.
"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
34👍 12👎
When driving in Newfoundland a moose blocker is a vehicle in front you that can take out a moose preventing the moose from taking out you.
Look ahead..ders a Moose blocker. Better we tail that Rig eh? We's in moose country.
10👍 2👎
The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.
Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."
11👍 3👎
Moose Lake, Minnesota. Also refers to the lake that the city was named after. It's the location of the State Hospital and MSOP. Population 2,200 in the summer (including prisoners, tourists, and snowbirds), and 2000 in the winter. Also has been mentioned in the popular children's video series, VeggieTales. It is close to Duluth, Minnesota.
Wow, Moose Lake!
10👍 2👎