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When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas
"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."
Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.
“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“
“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”
When an exclusivly pumping mother expresses milk after sex and often yeilds more ounces of milk.
Oh my God Bonnie! I just got 2.5 ounces more during my Slutty Pump!
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A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.
Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!
A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.
Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.
It’s when you stick two fingers in the pussy and pump it till the juice comes out
Come here baby I’m gonna give you the juice pump
When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.
When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.
You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.
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