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When you indulge in the action of standing in a corner of room wanking a jerk and as your about to rip a fat nut you run up on someone and unload the loc ness monster of a load onto them resulting in the conclusion of the seagull.
Fred im going to rip a seagull tonight in the club I heard they have great corners with a ton of people waiting for get seagulled on.
Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.
A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.
Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.
Damn, that's a big fucking seagull
An Aussie Chick.
Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.
Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.
A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.
WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"