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1. Anal sex
2. The offer of anal sex for saving the world
After saving the world, she gave up the swedish princess.
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When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.
Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.
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noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.
Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"
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Fucking on newly put together Ikea furniture
Josh - yeah so did you take home that euro girl?
Tod - we went to Ikea and went back to her place for a good swedish fuck
Josh- nice
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when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again
guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy
guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.
Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race
Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me
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A word that sounds kinda sexual but it actually has absolutely nothing to do with sex.
"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"
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The aftermath of a vasectomy
Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy
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