i flood my basement

When something excites you to the extent of achieving, moist-ness in your genitals.

When I see a fresh case of Yuengling Premium "I flood my basement!"

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.

I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

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Pop Down Trailer Basement

The room of a trailer where a child over 30 years old lives; because they refuse to move out from their parent’s trailer.

John: Hey Craig have you ever seen Steve’s place?
Craig: No, but I heard he lives with his mom in a trailer park?
John: Yeah, he does, its good thing she has a pop down trailer basement for him to live in.

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the Lesbian living in my basement

A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

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Slumber party in her basement

To eat a girl's ass

I would have a slumber party in her basement.

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Move the brown couch to the basement

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

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Feed the children in my basement

an acronym for grinds my gears
when something annoys you

god, antimaskers really Feed the children in my basement