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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017


Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.

We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles

by ILoveUSean March 1, 2024


Hope Candle

Hi Samay :)

*looks up hope candle*
me: get baited samay

by hisamay May 13, 2021


Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022


Hairy Candle

When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.

Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.

by Betty6969 July 18, 2021


Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 22, 2020


candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010