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Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.
Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.
When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything
I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies
1. A Christian, especially a bible worker, who disappears on you because he or she thought you couldn't handle the truth
2. A bible study interest who suddenly vanishes on you because he can't handle the truth
What a ghosting thomas, thought I couldn't handle a little closure
When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.
Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.
A term used by White Supremacists to describe people who avoid overt displays of White Supremacist and anti-semitic beliefs to blend into society, often with the intent infiltrate law enforcement agencies and other institutions of power so they can covertly advance White Supremacist causes.
This term was reported on in a 2006 FBI report on White Supremacist infiltration of law enforcement in the US.
See also Crypto-Fascism
Two officers were fired in Williamson County, Texas after they were discovered to be Ghost Skins. Officers David Gay and Greg Palm were fired after it was discovered that they were members of the Klu Klux Klan who had worked their way up the chain of command in their departments. They were only found out to be members of the KKK after they were reported by another officer for asking him to join the hate-group.
When having intercourse, putting a white sheet over your entire body, including your head, with a whole cut out for your genitals.
I tried to give her The Friendly Ghost last night, but she got really creeped out and left.
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Ghost gum is the much-tastier form of of marshmallows that you can make when pulling 1 or more big marshmallow between your forefingers and thumbs until it turns to delicious, stringy white goo. Similar to, but better than, Fluff.
I was going to roast marshmallows, but I made ghost gum instead, it was way better.
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