potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"
Ex.-'Jaron'
that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."
when something is achieved last minute
eric: Hey, how did you submission go?
elle: it was fine but it was like a 90 minute goal kmt
When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound
That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one
Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.
Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!
That woman is my Goal Model!
Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land
Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals