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That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger
While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.
Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.
When you drive granny to a city across the country take her teeth and leave her.
Granny it's bingo night,I'll pick you up latter. (Granny drop)
When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples
Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"