Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

greek hole

The act of anal sex between man or woman

Emily loves getting Greek holed. Sometimes twice a night and even during the day.

Greek Doughnut

Anal intercourse while wearing a lamb skin condom, lubricated with extra virgin olive oil.

I taused her salad after giving her the Greek Doughnut to cleanup the olive oil.

Greeked Up

Adjective: Whenever one is particularly greek in a certain setting.

I walked in, and my homie was just sitting there greeked up!

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth using one's tongue while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

greek skyscraper

An enormous Greek penis. Generally much bigger than a Macedonian's penis.

Look at this guy's Greek skyscraper!

greek flamethrower

A Greek Flamethrower is a game most commonly used in fraternities where a pledge puts his mouth over the anus of another brother as he breaks wind. The pledge then takes a lighter and expells the gas from his mouth causing a small
burst of flame.

Let’s make the pledges play a round of Greek Flamethrower to see if they’re truly worthy to join our fraternity!