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When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.
We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.
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Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.
Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.
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A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.
Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."
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What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.
Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!
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A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
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A pie with no sides, which is clearly not a real pie.
Your mum made me a lovely stew hat last night.
I ate the whole thing.
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When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.
"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."
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