Random
Source Code
Random
This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo
Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.
Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good
I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow
A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
A western, but more Australian!
Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).
How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"
They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!