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Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
When a guy jumps into a woman's pussy constantly.
I'd do The kangaroo with her
When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo
"Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her."
insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her
When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"
This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo