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A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift
“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”
Kelsey and Bryan are a great couple.They call everyday and talk till they fall asleep.Kelsey is normally the dry one but Bryan is the one who talks the most.Bryan really likes this girl but she doesn't know this!He really misses her when they don't talk for a while
Bryan Ngoyi likes Kelsey .
Bryan+Kelsey makes a good couple
A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation
You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey
Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.
Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.
Best friends who will never get sick of eachother and are always talking about something dumb
They’re a Anjali and Kelsey type
The best trios in the world are the theresas, cathys, and kelseys. Cathy is a bitch like everyone says but she's also really nice if u get to know her(yeet) Kelsey is a loving best friend that will be annoyed at you if you keep asking her. Theresa is the best girl . you will meet but also the curious cat of them all. She likes to annoy people like kelsey. Kelsey doesn't like that but because she is a loving friend, she accepts it. Cathy just annoys u no matter the issue but that's fine, the cathys will always shrug off and say their catch phrase "WHATEVER", did I say that the cathys like to emphasizeeeee wordsssss thatttttt areeeeee shorttttttt. But WHATEVER, am i right?
OOOOOO.... look at them theresa cathy kelsey go