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A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".
I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!
to use the paws maneuver means to to take something from behind or run through a blind spot to get behind them, generaly only refering to gaming but can also can be used to refer to someone who has startled you from beind in everyday life
to rush round the back of someone in counterstrike and shoot them from behind, you would get the respone "asif you used the paws maneuver, you gay"
a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza
AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.
When your girl shits on your cock while doing anal and she eats it off
Bro my girl did the best manure maneuver
When a girl asks her sexual partner to insert the handle of a large brush into her vagina. The person inserting the brush then moves it up down and all around as aggressively as possible either causing great pain or bringing the girl to orgasm. Brushes with ridges, and brushes that are more than an inch wide are generally used but they are not required to be.
Girl: Give me the Turner Brush Maneuver
Boy: No wtf
Girl: I like it rough. If you do not I will Munt you
Boy:Ok fine
When your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum.
What are we doing for JDs birthday?
The Derksy Maneuver!
If that when your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum?
Yes!
the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt