Electronic Noise

The whole load of unintelligible lines, dashes, random alphabets and special characters thrown into the start and end of every email, tricking you to actually look through all of it thinking it is more important than the actual email.

Guy 1: Why don't you just print that email?
Guy 2: You kiddin'? This email has so much of electronic noise that the printer would run out of paper before its finished printing it..
Guy 1: yeah right, you don't know how to give a print command anyways..

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White Noise

Any sound that comes out of the mouths of white, conversation public figures that inherently contradicts itself because it lacks education, information, or any level of intelligence.

At then end of her interview on the Daily Show by Trevor Noah, lacking any adequate defense or commentary of her argument of her life views, Tomi Lahren began spouting out some white noise about Hilary Clinton because she's had nothing better to say.

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horse noise

Engaging in the act of sexual intercourse.

I met this bitch at the bar last night, took her home, and horse noised her.

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Dolphin noises

what people uses to say ass.

Im gonna whoop your(dolphin noises).

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Big noise

When someone is talking a lot of shit they're talking big noise.

Nicki Minaj: Cardi always talking that big noise!

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Noise 2.0

Noise 2.0 is the evolution of the noise genre into a more interactive format.

Where noise bands blast their audience with a wall of noise from behind a P.A. system, noise 2.0 bands tend to engage with their audience and thrive off "user generated content" in the same way as websites like Facebook and Twitter.

There is a strong link between noise 2.0, flash mobs and crowdsourcing.

I saw this noise 2.0 band last night - the guy really got the audience going. We were chanting and yelling - there was a real feedback loop and I felt like part of a libidinous community, not just like I was seeing a band.

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What was that noise?!

The term used when I take my belt off, and my dick hits the ground. My mother then yells, "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!" I reply with, MY DICK!

Mom: "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!"

Me: "I just took my belt off."

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