Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

coin-operated employee

An employee brought in for a particular project or set time period.

Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.

Operation Balls Deep

A phrase used my military members refering to sexual intercourse.

Forget Operation Iraqi Freedom, when I get home it's time for me to engage in "Operation Balls Deep"

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Operation Sound Off

Operation Sound Off, or OSO, started as a brilliant idea that many believed would never materialize. Well, those people had never encountered the KRB. After months of deliberation, planning and reconaissance, the KRB successfully completed OSO and recieved much fame in the underground of Thomas Stone Highschool in Waldorf Maryland. OSO consisted of the following:
(many of the following details have been changed to protect those involved)
1.) a certain auditory device in a certain room of a certain school was disabled to eliminate classroom diruptions. This device resembled and according to sources, actually was an intercom speaker some 20 feet above the ground in plain sight in the middle of a very heavily populated classroom.

Operation Sound off!!, everyone knows that would be impossible.

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Operation Pwning Thunder

Derives from a Vietnam operation known as Rolling Thunder. Most commonly used before a sporting event especially dodge ball. Or a bullying term when several beat on one.

Begin operation pwning thunder!

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Operation Harsh Doorstop

A great game which is on steam.

Hey, you play Operation Harsh Doorstop?
Hell yeah.

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Operation Sea Lion

Noun: code name for the planned invasion of Great Britain by Nazi Germany in 1940 (German trans: "Unternehmen Seelöwe"); plan defeated by British forces on land, sea and air.

After Goering's Luftwaffe failed to achieve air superiority over Britain, Hitler was forced to cancel Operation Sea Lion.

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