Mornight Owlings

Two people who knock out late at night while talking on the phone without knowing it and waking up early in the morning to do their thing. A friendship full of hugs, smiles, and laughter.

"What are we?" - "Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!" - "Are you tired?" - "Nope." *Next morning* "Dude, what happened?" - "I don't know, did I fall asleep on you?" - "I don't know, I thought I fell asleep on you!" -- :)

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Project Owl

Project Owl is a discord server for people that are big nerds. It’s also the best discord server in the world all hail Adam discordgg projectowl

Damn project owl is hot

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night owl

A meth user that stays on the pourch all night at a the meth house, watching everything, usually a paranoid tweaker.

look at all those gackulas on the pourch, damm night owl

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Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

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owl pellet

owl pellets is when the owl eats the mice and it cant swallow the fur or bones they turn to a pellet and the owl spit iup

hey i found a owl pellet

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Owl City

Adam Young, who is ONE person, and decides to name himself Owl City to get attention. He lives in his mom's basement and pounds away at his Casio keyboard and calls it a song. The lyrics of his songs consist of the rantings and writings of an autistic four year old who is too detached from reality to see any problems.

Every last one of his songs are drowned in AutoTune, so you can't hear his faggy real voice.

Other songs include "Umbrella Beach" and "Vanilla Twilight". These are also very autistical in nature and should not be listened to by a sane person.

His hit song "Fireflies" is just.. GAY.. If you still admire this song for being so-called musical work of art, you have gone INSANE.

Bob: Hey, did you listen to that song fireflies by Owl City? Its so good.

5 minutes later

Nate: ..I think I'm going to kill myself.

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city owl

A black person causing a ruckus in the city in the dead of night.

*black person yelling in the distance* "listen to them City owls hootin' and hollerin' at this time of night!"

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