Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

A phrase used by Margit, The Fell Omen to gloat every time he kicked my maidenless ass.

Me: *dies*

Margit, The Fell Omen: Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

Chest without the rest

A phrase that describes a girl whose rack is the only thing worth looking at because the rest of her body isn't very appealing.

Guy 1: "Her tits are perfect. It's too bad that she's ugly."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's a chest without the rest."

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Front Leaning Rest Position

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.

Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!

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resting gym face

When you’re at the gym and a douche bag approaches you wanting tips on his form. You just hit him with the resting gym face and crush his soul.

That loser Jared tried to talk to me at the gym again....but I hit him with the resting gym face and he retreated immediately.

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Resting Dip-shit Face

When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.

Is Carol high?

Nah. She just has a Resting Dip-shit Face.

Resting bitch face

It a person that has a face that makes them look like a bitch also being named becca

Becca has a resting bitch face

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Resting Mom Face [RMF]

Resting Mom Face RMF. Similar to Resting Bitch Face, but exaggerated by the sheer over tired zombie like nature of a mother. The years of interrupted sleep, repeatedly asking they boys not to fart at the table, and giving ‘the look’ when we were in public had rapidly increased the severity of my previous RBF diagnosis. I was told that prolonged exposure to being ignored, hearing ones name on repeat, stepping on LEGOs in the dark, and constantly walking into a bathroom where the TP roll has not been replaced can increase your risk of serious Resting Mom Face.

credit: Timothy Joseph

TJ looked at Patti and couldn't help but notice she had Resting Mom Face RMF. No matter what he said all she would do is look back at him with RMF

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