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The heterosexual situation wherein a man, while engaged in doggystyle sex with a woman, suddenly switches from penetrating the woman vaginally to penetrating her anally, much to the surprise of the woman. In this case, 'peekaboo' refers to the surprise element of the situation, 'santa' being a euphemism for the man's penis ('a short, jolly fat man').
'It was the best sex I'd ever had until he pulled a peekaboo santa...'
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When you give someone a gift in order to sleep with them. Then after you've had sex with them and they are asleep...you rob them.
I was trying to sleep with this chick, and she was being shady. So I gave her a "black santa" and I got what I wanted, and some spending money.
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The capital of the State of New Mexico. Located in the north, about 3 hours from Colorado, Santa Fe is a mountainous desert region. With a very rich culture and history, Santa Fe attracts lots of artists and hippies, making it a very liberal town. The people are very friendly and laid-back. Santa Fe is often called the 'Land of Entrapment' because most people who live there for a significant amount of time either never leave or come back eventually. Some believe this is because of the intense energy the town posesses.
I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
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a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.
lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ
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A tourist trap and tacky adobe facade of a long-lost New Mexico that is punctuated by overpriced gay-operated bed-and-breakfasts. Boring museums abound, nearly as much as the number of pretentious restaurants serving expensive and delicious street food under the label of "fine dining". Sadly, the aboriginal population has yet to share in the wealth of the local economy as evidenced by the vast barrios and hispanic ghettos which remain hidden from the average tourist.
While enjoying my $300-a-night bed-and-breakfast in Santa Fe operated by a pair of flaming queens, my trip computer erroneously dropped me into a scary ghetto just on the edge of town. After returning downtown, I spent the most boring day of my life perusing cactus art museums and eating $10 tacos in a restaurant saturated with even more cactus art. The most annoying thing about Santa Fe would be the superficial tourists who call this "charming".
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most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.
santa clarita
lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
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An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.
Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
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