wailing on the cub scout

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

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Boy scouts of America

Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)

Plus, it looks great on your college reports.

stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"

Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"

Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"

Boy scout: "F*** you B***"

Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)

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Girl Scout Honor

using three fingers

george would never get the girl scout honor with brittany

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the boy scout leader

When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.

Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.

"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."

boy scout cookie

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.

Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.

philmont scout ranch

The most dangerous Boy Scout ranch ever, mostly hiking, no Wi-Fi for any device, ufos, ghosts, and unknown creatures, mountains, deserts, and forest, located in cinnamoron New Mexico USA established in 1937

Gen z Boy scout: which was the most dangerous journey you ever took? Gen x dad in the scouts: it was July 8 1983 when we went to philmont scout ranch……………………

Boy scout camp

A place where troops of boy scouts go for a week in the middle of the summer. Each troop sends a group varying in size, some can barely fill a tent while some outnumber the entire staff. The place reeks of sweat and tortured souls, and the latrines smell even worse. Kids leave after having a week of traumatic memories and are never themselves again. Make sure to check out:

-The Trading post, unless it's been robbed
-The campwide relay
-the staff not giving a shit
-the staff giving too many shits
-The one troop that causes chaos all week and the troop that's late to everything
-11yr olds fighting with 17yr olds
-mosquitos
-staff skits
-falling into the latrine

Kid 1: what happened to Todd? he hasn't been the same recently, seems shaken.
Kid 2: I heard he has PTSD from Boy scout camp.
Kid 3: Apparently he lost 80% of his blood to mosquitoes