Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

rim-seat

A rim-seat is an adjustable stool with a toilet seat attached that can be lowered over a guy's mouth so he can lick your asshole and give you a randy rim-job.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought a rim-seat, and when he wants to be rimmed, he brings it out and has me lie down on my back underneath it so I can give him a rim-seat-gasm with my tongue up his asshole!

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Booster seat

Where you sit on top of another person and shit between their legs into the toilet

"no doors on this stall? Well looks like I may need to be a booster seat today"

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Seat Ibiza

Pedo car

Wow have you seen that Brad kid driving that Seat Ibiza.

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Disbelief seat

The act of staying in your seat despite seeing someone who appears to need the seat more.

OR

Sitting in a seat marked for the disabled or elderly because: "its unlikely anyone disable or old is gonna get on the bus"

Guy: "That mans limping maybe we should move"
Guy 2: "Na hes faking it, anyways ima stay in my disbelief seat"

Woman: "excuse me that seat is for the elderly"
Man: "yeah no one old gets this bus so this is my disbelief seat"

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bus seat

When you sit down in a chair that has been farted in and you get a waft of what's inside.

Ohhh man I just got a waft of that bus seat.

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ringside seat

to be on the brink of needing a poo

I have to go, Marian, I have ringside seats.

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