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A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.
Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!
"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy
Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!
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A point in the night at a party where everyone takes off their shirts.
*people dancing at a party*
Person 1: It's No Shirts O'Clock
Person 2: Hell yeah it is!
*Takes off shirts*
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A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.
Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.
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1. When someone has so many tattoos on there chest, back, and arms that it appears they are wearing a shirt with random patterns instead of being topless.
2. A shirt with tattoo designs over it, a soft core/poser version of a real tat shirt
1. Did you see the drummer for that punk band? He had such a sweet Tattoo shirt! I think I saw a dragon!
2. There was this cool Tattoo shirt I saw at hot topic, I would have bought it but it was 35 bucks.
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A pompous windbag, who may well look as if he strains to do up his shirt in the mornings.
A habitual bore or fuddy duddy.
You are reckoned a success,
And the public praise you win;
There's your picture in the Press,
Pouchy eyes and triple chin.
Wealth,--of it you fairly stink;
Health,--what does your Doctor think?
- From 'To A Stuffed Shirt' by Robert Service.
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Shirts collectively worn by students in Nova Scotia who believe that bullying and violence will not be tolerated in their society and subsequently created an awareness around the world that simply; peace is achieveable through will, courage and love.
No more red shirts. Canada's youth will not support violence. Two grade twelve students show that peace is what all people want and pink shirts will prove they are right. Mr. Harper, Mr. Bush, Mr. Bin Laden, all who are wrong about war and violence, put on your Pink Shirts!
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A well turned out gentleman with the brains of a rocking-horse.
Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.
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