shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.

Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.

Tit Shitter

Someone who shits on tits... Or poos out boobs.

"That was guy was a total Tit Shitter!"

"Simon is a Tit-Shitter."

"Hey man you got some tit in your shit... ya Tit Shitter."

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bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

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titty shitter

The act of shitting titties.
Used as an insult when you've run out of sense full ones.

Komal and I were having a cuss war until we ran out of words.
When I called her a titty shitter it was silent from there on.
Yeah,
Owned.

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mad shitter

Someone who shits and leaves it for someone else to admire.

We discovered that Johnny was the Mad Shitter after he left the shithouse.

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shower shitter

one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet

Ashley Davis on the night of 9/5/03

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