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The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
THE USE OF A SPECULUM TO CHECK THE INSIDE OF ONES LADY PARTS
MAN, I JUST GOT A SQUIRREL CHECK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
Humours mis-pronunciation of SQL Server, used either ironically or for speed between tecchies.
"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"
"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"
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a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.
Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".
Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.
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The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.
Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?
Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...
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When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell
hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell
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Its when someone deep throats a male so much during oral sex that when they choke it down so much (all the way to the hilt). The individual can then fit the mans entire ball sack into their mouth. At which point it fills both side of there cheeks with his balls which then they resemble a hungry squirrel with nuts in its mouth.
Man I got the most insane blow job last night. This girl deep throated me so much that she gave me a Hungry squirrel.
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