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A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.
"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"
To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable
Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.
A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.
It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!
Switch-a-roo can be used to solve any maths problem. It takes into account every equation which needs a bit of switching around.
Teacher: How do i find the area between the curve and the x-axis?
Student: With a quick switch-a-roo.
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