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When 2 or more males play sword fighting with their penis.
Manny and Majdi were swinging swords the other day...
To jam your meat sword down somebody's throat
Don't get to cheeky hunni or I'll sword drop you
Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
Bastard-sword was just a mixture of a two-handed greatsword and a long-sword
The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
The act of fucking a bitch on her period.
Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
The sex nerds have with withemselves.
Me: I gave Britney a tryforce and a sword. Fucked her down real good
Friend: hey Britney get that big ass over here.
In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.
Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.