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A surfer who's well endowed.
"Is that a sea cucumber in your board shorts or are you hanging ten?"
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a term used to show disgust or annoyance to someone from telling them information repeatedly
"I've been going A everytime."
"And I've told you to go B like ten times."
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The rating of a girl on a scale of one to ten, usually occuring as she passes by two guys.
Ratings usually mean the following:
>8 I'd do her, even if it meant first taking it in the ass from her using a strap-on.
6-7 I'd do her if she didn't expect me to go down on her.
5 I'd do her if I was entoxicated.
4 I'd do her if no one ever found out.
3-2 I'd do her in total darkness.
1 Reserved for animals and mutants. Below threshold of normal horniness. Barely.
Dude 1: Holy shit dude?! Look at that fine biatch! What's your one ten?
Dude 2: Um dude, that's your step mom.
Dude 1: Oh yeah...my bad. I mean I'd still hook up with her if I got the chance... she's definately an 8.5 any day of the week!
Dude 2: You are so fucked up dude. She's a 6.3 at best.
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Mach Ten is a textbook case of getting fucked up. When you take that one bong rip off the 3 newly packed marijuana bowl and you start to cough and your friends ask if you feel it yet you can reply "dude, im MACH TEN" ....
kid1: "here dude you light up this joint"
kid2: ::lights up joint::
kid1: "puff, puff, pass that shit nigga!"
kid2: ::still inhaling::
.....
kid2: ::passes joint::
kid1: ::hits joint::
kid2: "dude,you rolled one fatass joint... im feeling MACH TEN from just one hit"
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A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.
Person 1: Big Ten rocks!
Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?
Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.
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1. Slang term for the hair style commonly reffered to as a "mullet," "Kentucky Cascade," or "Camero cut." The term is derived from the ratio of hair in the back (90%) compared to the front (10%).
2. A favorable smell ratio between vagina and asshole experienced during a 69.
1. The male of the species will often fluff his 90-10 before entering a Denny's. The goal is to attract a suitable mate.
2. She was a very nice girl but she wasn't quite a 90-10. More like a 60-40.
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$10 worth of Marijuana. Usually between 1-2 grams. Also known as a dime.
Yo man, I'm picking up a ten piece after school
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