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An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.
Guy: im not feeling anything
Girl : is it in, are we having sex?
Guy: yes!
Girl: You have a penis toad.....
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Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*
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When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!
"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"
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The act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. Men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s vagina and if one enters and stays in the womans vagina the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his sexual fantasies. But, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.
Johnny lost a whole months rent playing Toad´s Mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, Margret shifted her vagina slightly to the left causing a misfire.
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A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.
RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad
To pull a Yellow Toad is to exclude a character from a sequel, usually being replaced by someone else. No one ever uses this character, but it was still nice to have them as an option, and their absence in the sequel is immediately noticed. This term originates from the transition from NSMBW to SMM2, where Yellow Toad is replaced by Toadette. It is less common, but a commonly used character can also have a Yellow Toad pulled on them, such as when Blue Toad was replaced by Toadette in the transition from NSMBW to NSMBUD.
Another instance was when Smash Bros. pulled a Yellow Toad on Lucas going from Brawl to Smash 4. At least 90% of Smash players can agree that Ness is overall better, but it was still nice to have him there, even if it meant I couldn't play as Ness for a while in SSE. In Smash 4, when it said I unlocked all the characters, I immediately noticed Lucas was gone. I didn't notice that Snake, Ice Climbers, and Pokémon Trainer (replaced by Charizard) were gone, so I wouldn't say a Yellow Toad was pulled on them, I would just consider them that irrelevant. However, a character having a Yellow Toad pulled on them is subjective, as I'm sure Hideo Kojima noticed Snake's absence in Smash 4. Also however, you can't pull a Yellow Toad on someone who isn't usually there, such as Blue from the Pokémon series, whose replacement gets replaced every game. This also doesn't apply when these games without this character count as an alternate timeline or a side series. The reason the term is "pull a Yellow Toad" and not "pull a Lucas" is because my immediate realization of Yellow Toad's absence in SMM2 is when I coined the term, despite Yellow Toad having had a Yellow Toad pulled on him after Lucas. Yes, I invented the phrase, so no, it technically doesn't exist, but my brother understands what I mean when I say it. This phrase was coined in late July or early August of 2019, sometime after my brother got SMM2 for his birthday.